I love watching prime-time TV because you never know what'll pop up...
I knew Charlie Sheen was having some marital issues but maybe his problems are all due to poor wine selections with sex. On tonight's episode of "Two and a Half Men", Charlie stands in front of his wine rack looking for a bottle of wine to bring upstairs to his girlfriend. Before blindly grabbing a bottle and dashing upstairs, he belches:
"Which wine goes well with ass biting? Ah, what the hell, it doesn't matter!"
Maybe Charlie should have picked a bottle of Vampire wine. Nah, who am I kidding, that stuff sucks! Which wine would you pair with ass biting.. or is that more of a hard liquor kind of activity? :)
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I just got some Naked Winery wine, that may be appropriate. But all in all, I think that's more of a tequila item.
A good ass biting is fun, regardless of what you pair with it...at least that's what the woman says.
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Happy to say I have no idea!
You'd probably want something a little sweeter, maybe a riesling or a viognier. Seems like the whole aerobic aspect of bedroom antics would generate sweat, and sweat is salty. I don't know about you, but when I taste something salty, I immediately want something sweet.
LMAO...Two and A Half Men is so funny. For ass biting, you need a wine that is playful and sexy. You probably don't want to drink a lot of wine, just a little to spice up matters. So maybe a fine dessert wine, such as a 20 year old Port, or a nice Oloroso.
I would pair ass biting with any unfiltered wine.
The sommelier at one of my favorite wine bars has a 10 point scale for wine he calls LPR (liquid panty remover). He has a chocolate wine that is the only wine he claims is a 10 on the scale.
LOL! Josh, I'll be interested to hear your thoughts on the Naked Wines... I tried those not too long ago. ... oh yeah, and I totally agree! A good ass biting is always a good time! :)
Cestbeth, I honestly have no idea either... nomatter how you slice it, red wine in the bedroom could get messy!
Unfiltered wine and port seem to be popular choices... maybe I need to conduct an experiment to see how those compare to the Riesling and Viognier.
A 10 on the LPR scale? You have to tell us which one that is!
Rosenblum D�sir�e - chocolate & zinfandel.
I'd have to vote for unfiltered as well- we have a double reserve Merlot we call "Double Dirty"...that would work under these circumstances - it's strong...unfiltered and tells ya just whooz da boss!
Thank you Mark! I'm going to have to try that!
Breaux, I can almost hear it say "Who's your daddy?!" :)
This post has been hilarious! Thank you all for the funny recs!
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