Angels of Demons: Those Who Can't.. Make Wine!

Posted by The Wine Whore |

You know what really pisses me off?!?

...The fact that all of these celebrity dumbasses can have their name on a bottle without knowing a damn thing about the stuff.


Just check out the newest diva to announce her line of Angel Champage. Hey Mariah! Just because you are a lush doesn't mean you should start selling the stuff. Put the grapes down and go back to singing about touching your body.

Now, I don't know much (if anything) about wine... But I bet I could still make a better bottle of wine than half of these celebs if given the chance.

... Not that they THEMSELVES ever make "their wine" in the first place.

What do you think? Ever try Vince Neil's Dr. Feelgood? Is Dan Aykroyd's juice more than just a bad joke?

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Rose Perry-Cohen said...

Everyone reading this post, who has an account on Twitter, PLEASE retweet @TheWineWhore ! And tag it #celebrityfauxwine

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Rachel said...

I guess one could make an argument from the "lush" perspective. She's going with what she knows! By the way, I never did find that celebrity Crunk wine and I looked in a couple of places. Where are they selling this stuff? In their celebrity-owned restaurants maybe?

The Wine Whore said...

That's a great point... I'm sure that there are a few celebrities that actually DO know what they are doing... but it just seems like there are a lot that don't.

I agree with you Rachel, in this case, the only thing that I could see Mariah knowing about champagne is how to be a complete lush. She really should just stick to singing!

That's also a great question... has anyone found that wine from Litl Jon?

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