I'm getting sick of all of the jokes but I do have one question that I am desperately trying to figure out...
What's Tiger Wood's favorite bottle of wine?
....I'm going to go with M�nage � Trois! HA!
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How about Celler La Bollidora G Spot?
I'm going with anything in a box. It won't hurt as much if someone hits him with it.
LOL! I thought you were going somewhere else with that one Rachel! :P
C'est Beth, I think you hit it! :)
Oh no. Not again. What did I say? Nevermind. I don't want to know.
LOL! :)
Foris Wine's Swallow (since you said it was funny over on Twitter!)
I would have been a mistake to NOT have thrown that one in! :)
Let us consider the profile of his women: whites with large breasts.
So, his favorite bottle would be the "Cleavage Creek Secret White" (an actual wine!). Though it is not much of a secret anymore.
Ahh, I almost completely neglected that angle and missed a cheap shot! :)
Seriously?!? There's a wine called "Cleavage Creek"? And people say that Wine Whore is inappropriate?!? :)
http://www.cleavagecreek.com/
Holy crap! You weren't kidding!
The best part: they support breast cancer awareness! LOL! Talk about irony!
That's awesome!
His might be a "white" wine from the The Dog's Bollucks (British slang for testicles - which Elin's about to castrate). Elin's will probably be the Utter Bastard by Thierry and Guy.
LOL! Perfect pairing! :)
Elin would be the "Mad Housewife" wine (www.madhousewifecellars.com)
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