12/09/2009

Wood's Wine?

Posted by The Wine Whore |


I'm getting sick of all of the jokes but I do have one question that I am desperately trying to figure out...

What's Tiger Wood's favorite bottle of wine?

....I'm going to go with M�nage � Trois! HA!




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14 comments:

C'est Beth! said...

How about Celler La Bollidora G Spot?

Rachel said...

I'm going with anything in a box. It won't hurt as much if someone hits him with it.

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! I thought you were going somewhere else with that one Rachel! :P

C'est Beth, I think you hit it! :)

Rachel said...

Oh no. Not again. What did I say? Nevermind. I don't want to know.

C'est Beth! said...

Foris Wine's Swallow (since you said it was funny over on Twitter!)

The Wine Whore said...

I would have been a mistake to NOT have thrown that one in! :)

Richard Auffrey said...

Let us consider the profile of his women: whites with large breasts.

So, his favorite bottle would be the "Cleavage Creek Secret White" (an actual wine!). Though it is not much of a secret anymore.

The Wine Whore said...

Ahh, I almost completely neglected that angle and missed a cheap shot! :)

Seriously?!? There's a wine called "Cleavage Creek"? And people say that Wine Whore is inappropriate?!? :)

Richard Auffrey said...

http://www.cleavagecreek.com/

The Wine Whore said...

Holy crap! You weren't kidding!

The best part: they support breast cancer awareness! LOL! Talk about irony!

That's awesome!

in vino veritas said...

His might be a "white" wine from the The Dog's Bollucks (British slang for testicles - which Elin's about to castrate). Elin's will probably be the Utter Bastard by Thierry and Guy.

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! Perfect pairing! :)

Richard Auffrey said...

Elin would be the "Mad Housewife" wine (www.madhousewifecellars.com)

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