12/05/2009

Today's Wise Words: Wine and Self Defense

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"Never stop at a roadside bar with a row of motorcycles parked out front and ask the tattooed from head to toe bartender 'How is your house merlot?'"





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11 comments:

Rachel said...

Well, if you do, make sure you don't use the pay phone, wear big white shoes and they have Tequila on the jukebox.

Richard Auffrey said...

Yes, we all know they only drink Pinot Grigio. :)

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! You mean I can't wear my big white shoes? What about my leopard print cape?

Cheers!

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! I was going to go with White Zin, but Pinot Grigio sounds about right too! :)

Cheers!

Jamie Irving said...

That's good advice for me as an Englishman who is about to move to Texas! :-)

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! Yep! That will definitely come in handy. There are a couple of places even here in Tampa that I would heed this advice as well.

When are you moving down?

Cheers!

The Wine Whore said...

Ohhh! I remember that one! LOL! Excellent movie reference... TEQUILLA!!! :)

Cheers!

Brian (The Other 46) said...

Bro, I laughed out loud when I read this. Too funny...

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! It's funny and useful! :)

Has this ever happened to you?

Cheers!

Hampers said...

Nice blog. Like your words "Never stop at a roadside bar with a row of motorcycles parked out front and ask the tattooed from head to toe bartender 'How is your house merlot?'"

The Wine Whore said...

Thank you Hampers! I know you've been following for a while and I'd like to just tell you 'thanks'! :)

Now, just don't forget to be careful at biker bars and you're all set!

Cheers!

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