11 comments:

Rachel said...

Well, if you do, make sure you don't use the pay phone, wear big white shoes and they have Tequila on the jukebox.

December 6, 2009 at 11:23 AM  

Richard Auffrey said...

Yes, we all know they only drink Pinot Grigio. :)

December 6, 2009 at 11:52 AM  

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! You mean I can't wear my big white shoes? What about my leopard print cape?

Cheers!

December 6, 2009 at 11:58 AM  

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! I was going to go with White Zin, but Pinot Grigio sounds about right too! :)

Cheers!

December 6, 2009 at 12:21 PM  

Jamie Irving said...

That's good advice for me as an Englishman who is about to move to Texas! :-)

December 6, 2009 at 12:30 PM  

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! Yep! That will definitely come in handy. There are a couple of places even here in Tampa that I would heed this advice as well.

When are you moving down?

Cheers!

December 6, 2009 at 12:37 PM  

The Wine Whore said...

Ohhh! I remember that one! LOL! Excellent movie reference... TEQUILLA!!! :)

Cheers!

December 6, 2009 at 4:26 PM  

Brian (The Other 46) said...

Bro, I laughed out loud when I read this. Too funny...

December 6, 2009 at 4:42 PM  

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! It's funny and useful! :)

Has this ever happened to you?

Cheers!

December 6, 2009 at 5:02 PM  

Hampers said...

Nice blog. Like your words "Never stop at a roadside bar with a row of motorcycles parked out front and ask the tattooed from head to toe bartender 'How is your house merlot?'"

December 10, 2009 at 12:28 AM  

The Wine Whore said...

Thank you Hampers! I know you've been following for a while and I'd like to just tell you 'thanks'! :)

Now, just don't forget to be careful at biker bars and you're all set!

Cheers!

December 10, 2009 at 7:11 AM