Investment in Wine... Whoring

Posted by The Wine Whore |

I know it's probably not a big deal to a lot of people, but this is a huge step for me. I was so excited today that I couldn't wait to get home. No, this time my excitement isn't over cracking open a nice bottle of wine. Today I am excited about something else, something besides wine...

When I got home today I was greeted by 500 "Forget the snob" bumper stickers that I ordered the other day. I know, I know... they're just bumper stickers but this is a huge step for me and the site. Besides the damage I've inflicted on my liver, this is really the first real investment I've made into my whoring venture. Now that they're finally here, I asked myself... What am I going to do with all of these?

The answer: I have NO FREAKIN' CLUE!

I'm hoping that you guys will want 'em enough to shell out a couple of your hard earn bucks. After all, they're the perfect conversation piece almost anywhere you stick 'em. Not that it will increase the value or anything, but if you ask me to, I'll sign yours free of charge. I also plan on giving away a few as prizes and whatnot... sound like a good idea? Cool!

Okay, listen up!

Here's the ad spiel:
Help eliminate wine snobbery with your very own bumper sticker(shown above) for just $5. No tax, no shipping charges, no crazy bullshit hidden charges! Just $5, and it's yours. In exchange, I promise that 100% of the proceeds will go back into improving this site, offering freebies, and ultimately ruling the world.

...But that's not all!

For only $20 more, not only do you get a bumper sticker but I'll also put your company's advertisement, logo, or whatever the heck else you want on the VIP sponsor couch at the top of EVERY page of this site for an ENTIRE 30 days!

So... What's it gonna be?

Thank you again for all of your love and support... the mere fact that you are here reading these words is more than I could ever dream of!


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Jamie Irving said...

Best of luck with your new venture!

I'm heading State-side in January so may well be back in touch to get my first bumber sticker!

The Wine Whore said...

Thank you Jamie!

Are you moving to TX in Jan? You must be excited!

Looking forward to having you in the States... to celebrate, I must figure out what kind of wine goes best with moving to TX... any thoughts?


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