"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

Posted by The Wine Whore |

Instead of giving you one of my own quotes, I've decided to quote one of my favorite movies, "Caddyshack". Aside from the cheap thrill of telling people that they are going to get laid, there's a reason why I chose this quote...

Tomorrow morning, you won't see me on twitter, there will be no blog posts, no facebook updates, NOTHING!

WHY?! I'm going golfing... for the FIRST TIME!!!

I know, I know, some people are gonna say, "How come you've never gone golfing?"... others are going to ask "Why are you going golfing anyways?"...

The answer: I have NO FRIGGIN' CLUE!!

Resisting peer pressure has never been my forte, which is exactly the reason why I've put clubs (borrowed from a good friend) in my trunk, a pair of khakis in the dryer, and a polo shirt on a hanger...

It's time for some golf!

This is bound to be a legendarily humiliating experience. Regardless of whether or not I decide to memorialize this moment in photo or video, I'll make sure to share the gory details with you once I return to the warming glow of my computer monitor... that is, assuming I make it out alive! :P

What are you up to tomorrow? Anyone else daring to try something for the very first time?

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Dean said...

Awesome - my other passion!

Keep your head down, follow through, don't think about your swing, visualise where you want to hit the ball and...HAVE FUN!

Enjoy - chat to you in the new year mate. Hope you, Mrs WineWhore and your respective families have an amazing Christmas and bubbly 2010.

The Wine Whore said...

I'm going to try to "be the ball" :)

Thank you for the advice... I'm sure I'll forget it, but I still appreciate the help!

I'll be looking forward to chatting with you as well! There's many more corks to be popped, good times to be had, and trouble to get into...

...until then! Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Good advice from Dean. No new adventures for me tomorrow 'cept going back to work, unless you can find me a wine that I haven't tried. LOL
Pam C (AKA Anonymous on this one)

The Wine Whore said...

I can't but I bet that would be a great question for the Help A Wino Out group: http://www.winewhorin.com/2009/12/ask-wine-whore.html

Dale Cruse said...

You said there would be no blog posts from you this morning and you LIED! LIAR LIAR! :-)

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! There were no blog posts, but I did tweet a few times before hitting the course! :P

What can I say, I'm addicted!

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