Chasing Their Tail

Posted by The Wine Whore |

Apparently I missed the contest to name the next Yellow Tail Chardonnay...

What do you think is gonna win? More importantly, what do you think were the rejects?

To carry us over until the winner is announced, the folks over at Yellow Tail have released the Top Ten List of contest submission rejects:

    10) Kangaroo Kool-Aid
    9) Jungle Juice
    8) QUANDRY
    7) Crickey! Chard
    6) Outback Ovaltine
    5) Crocodile Crunk
    4) Jump for Joey
    3) Chard Knock Life
    2) Chablis
    1) Wallaby Urine

Come on! Wallaby Urine was my entry... I was sure it would win!


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Richard Auffrey said...

I thought "Brown Ass" would have been an obvious choice, just similar enough to "Yellow Tail" but with a distinctive taste all its own.

The Wine Whore said...

Hmmm... "Brown Ass" may be the winner!

Anyone wanna pick up a bottle of Yellow Tail Brown Ass Chardonnay? The funny part is that I can't figure out which part of the name offends me the most! :)


Kevin said...

I think Richard meant "Brown EYE"...but maybe not ;-)

I would have gone with Toilet Water, but that probably wouldn't have won either...

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! Both of those must have just missed the list... which list, I am unsure! :)


Richard Auffrey said...

Vino Vegemite?

Convict's Choice? (in honor of Australia's origins)

The Wine Whore said...

LOL! Just wait.. I bet one of those will be the winner! :)

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