Apparently I missed the contest to name the next Yellow Tail Chardonnay...
What do you think is gonna win? More importantly, what do you think were the rejects?
To carry us over until the winner is announced, the folks over at Yellow Tail have released the Top Ten List of contest submission rejects:
- 10) Kangaroo Kool-Aid
9) Jungle Juice
8) QUANDRY
7) Crickey! Chard
6) Outback Ovaltine
5) Crocodile Crunk
4) Jump for Joey
3) Chard Knock Life
2) Chablis
1) Wallaby Urine
Come on! Wallaby Urine was my entry... I was sure it would win!
Cheers!
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6 comments:
I thought "Brown Ass" would have been an obvious choice, just similar enough to "Yellow Tail" but with a distinctive taste all its own.
Hmmm... "Brown Ass" may be the winner!
Anyone wanna pick up a bottle of Yellow Tail Brown Ass Chardonnay? The funny part is that I can't figure out which part of the name offends me the most! :)
Cheers!
I think Richard meant "Brown EYE"...but maybe not ;-)
I would have gone with Toilet Water, but that probably wouldn't have won either...
LOL! Both of those must have just missed the list... which list, I am unsure! :)
Cheers!
Vino Vegemite?
Convict's Choice? (in honor of Australia's origins)
LOL! Just wait.. I bet one of those will be the winner! :)
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